My name is Lillian Elizabeth, and it’s a pleasure to meet me.
My name is Lillian, if you haven’t already figured that out. Some people call me Lily Emily and some people call me Lily Beth. Most people call me Lily, so feel free to call me whichever you like. It never ceases to amaze me at how many people misspell my name. Spell my name right! It’s not that hard to do! It’s in my display name for fuck’s sake! I’m not like any other girl you’ve ever met. I’m not stuck up or self-absorbed at all, but don’t get me wrong, I’m also not here to impress you. Talk to me, but don’t flirt with me. Don’t waste your time because I’m not your type at all, I promise. I’m not a slut and I’m not a whore. If you take pictures of yourself that make you look like a slut, don’t send them to me because I don’t want to see that shit. You’re just making yourself look pathetic. I’m not edge, sorry. I have too many piercings, and no you’re not getting a list, and no they didn’t hurt. I don’t reply to messages, so don’t message me. Feel free to comment me. I reply to most comments, but I don’t reply to comments like “hi” and “how are you”. Start a conversation with me and I’ll reply, I promise. Don’t ask me stupid questions that I’ve already answered on my profile. Definitely don’t ask me stupid questions, period. If you can get past everything you’ve just read, talk to me! I’m a sweetheart, I promise.